О чём можно поговорить с UNIX через командную строку:
* % make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
* % why not?
No match.
* % gotta light?
No match.
* % !1984
1984: Event not found. # (on some systems)
* % How's my lovemaking?
Unmatched '.
* % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
* % [Where is my brain?
Missing ].
* % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
* % ^How did the sex change operation go?
Bad substitute.
* % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
* % man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
* % %blow
%blow: No such job.
* % \(
(-: Command not found.
* % sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
* $ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
* % cd /tmp
% touch this; chmod 000 this
% ln -s /usr/bin/touch U
% U this
U: cannot touch this: no write permission
* % rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
* % cd ~god
Unknown user: god.
* % ar m God
ar: God does not exist
* % make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
* % sleep with me
bad character
* % ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
* % drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
* % alias alias alias
alias: Too dangerous to alias that.
* % cat catfood
cat: cannot open catfood
* % cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
* % nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
* % man p***y
No manual entry for p***y.
* % rm God
rm: God nonexistent
* % ar r God
ar: creating God
* % Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".
* % write desert
desert is not logged on.
* % man you
No manual entry for you.
* % !bluemoon
bluemoon: Event not found.
* % scan for <<"Arnold Schwarzenegger"^J^D
"Arnold Schwarzenegger": << terminator not found
* % cat 'the can of tuna'
cat: cannot open the can of tuna
* % rm Quayle-brains
rm: Quayle-brains nonexistent
* % cat "door: paws too slippery"
cat: cannot open door: paws too slippery
* % look into "my eyes"
look: cannot open my eyes
* % lost
lost: not found
* % make war
Make: Don't know how to make war. Stop.
* % mkdir yellow_pages; cat > yellow_pages
yellow_pages: Is a directory
* %touch me
%chmod 000 me
%touch me
touch: cannot touch me: permission denied
* % ar x "my love life"
ar: my love life does not exist
* % ar x "matey, the treasure"
ar: matey, the tresure does not exist
* % talk Gorvachev@Kremlin
talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address.
* % talk Comrade Khruchev
[Your party is not logged on]
* make "bottle open"
make "heads or tails of all this"
make love
make mistake
make sense
man woman
man -kisses dog
* % echo
'[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc
GET A LIFE!
* % ping elvis.rice.edu | awk '{print substr($1,1,5), $2, $3}'
elvis is alive
* % finger
body-of-christ@bread-jar.mass
Unknown host
* % finger huge-keg-party@big-house
Unknown host
* % make ' ' bang ' ' with gun
make: Fatal error: Don't know how to make target ` '
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